Jacks and Jokers by Matthew Condon

Matthew Condon, Jacks and Jokers (St. Lucia: University of Queensland Press; Kindle edition, 2014), 466 pages.

Jacks and Jokers is the second book in a three book series about police corruption in Queensland, Australia from the 1960s through the late 1980s. This book covers the mid 1970s through the mid 1980s. It provides exquisitely detailed accounts of various illegal and criminal activities in Queensland during that time and the manner in which some of these activities proceeded without police or State government interference. The numerous stories of illegal and criminal behavior demonstrated various degrees of police (and at time government) complicity, co-operation, approval and involvement. The author goes beyond explaining the scope of the crimes and the level of police corruption to show how elements of the Queensland became a law unto themselves, having changed from being a tool in the administration of justice to being a political arm of government and an organizer or overseer of various protection rackets involving narcotics, prostitution and illegal gaming.

Crime has been around for a long time, since the times of Cain and Abel, or if you prefer, Romulus and Remus. Baring some dramatic shift in human nature, its likely to continue. We shouldn't be surprised then to read of it in its various forms, including murder, bribery, corruption, prostitution, drugs and gambling. THis book covers a lot of these sorts of crimes. What surprises this reader is the scale of these activities the in one region of Australia, and the extent of police involvement and government blindness to the police force's involvement in its operation, control and management. This book does very well in documenting these activities. Some of these crimes have been reported in other book and publications, and others have come to light by involved persons disclosing them to the author following the publication of the author's first book in this series. This second book by Condon shines a light on these troubled time in Queensland, Australia. Its well written, but readers should be cautioned that after a while they may tire of continuos chapters of illegal and criminal activities with no opportunity for catharsis of the emergence of an heroic figure. For this, we will have to wait for the third book in the series to be published.

On the Beach by Nevil Shute

Nevil Shute, On the Beach (New York: Vintage Ed. , reprint of original published 1957; 2010). 320 pages.

This story is set in 1963 around Melbourne, Australia's southern-most major city. World War Three has devastated the nations of the northern hemisphere. Global air currents carried the nuclear fallout over the northern hemisphere killing all animal and human life. The fallout moves slowly across the equator and starts to cover the rest of the world. The only inhabitable parts of the world are the southern parts of Africa, South America, Australia, and New Zealand. Life in Melbourne continues while the invisible radiation moves towards them. An American submarine survived the devastation and now bases itself in Melbourne. The Australian government detects a Morse code signal coming from Seattle. With the hope that someone survived, the American submarine performs a mission to inspect the damage to the cities on the  west coast of the United States, investigate the source of the Morse code signal, and examine the levels of radiation to determine if the levels are falling. The submarine crew examines the cities on the west coast of the United States from the safety of their vessel. They discover that the radiation levels have not fallen, and that the mystery Morse code signal is caused by an object swinging in the breeze and hitting the Morse code key. Upon completion of their mission, the submarine returns to Melbourne, where the crew face their fate along with the rest of the world - death by radiation poisoning. The Australian government distributes suicide pills for those wishing to end things quickly. In their last weeks with the radiation approaching, the people carry on their lives until the radiation sickness emerged. Most of the characters choose to suicide, while the submarine captain leaves port with his remaining crew to scuttle his boat.

This is a bleak and morose book. Don't expect it to cheer you up. After reading it, I have doubts about the authenticity of the characters. The major characters are hardy souls. Some of them are military men. I found it difficult to believe that none of the characters headed to the hills or caves with years of provisions and protective supplies in order to ride out the years of radioactive fallout until it was safe to emerge. I find it hard to believe that the author did not include in his story what we now call "survivalists."  The characters in his book put their faith in the government, waited for the inevitable, and then committed suicide. Maybe that is his point: putting your faith in the government results is suicide.

I enjoyed reading this book. It was bleak and morose, but that is the intention. I always wanted to read this book after hearing the story (false though it was) that Ava Gardner, the star of the film adaptation of the book, said that Melbourne was the perfect place to make a film about the end of the world. I'm pleased I read this book, but could not say that joy or happiness can be found within it's pages. Caveat emptor!

Batavia by Peter Fitzsimons

Peter Fitzsimons, Batavia, (Sydney: William Heinemann; 2011), 490 pages.

This book tells the story of the Batavia, the prize ship of the fleet of the Dutch East India Company. In 1629, the Batavia sailed on her maiden voyage from Amsterdam to the Dutch East Indies (Indonesia). The ship was carrying the treasure of the Dutch East India Company to be used to expand the company's operations in the Dutch East Indies. The voyage to the Dutch East Indies was via the Cape of Good Hope. Due to a navigation error, the Batavia stuck an unseen reef off Western Australia in the middle of the night. The captain evacuated the ship and crew to the uninhabited islands that formed part of the reef, and also salvaged provisions and treasure. The captain then decided to get help by taking an open longboat to travel across 2000 miles of open sea to their port in what we now call Indonesia. The captain left his second in command to manage operations until he returned.  The second in command, who was planning a mutiny before Batavia hit the reef, decided that 220 people on a small reef island was too many for their limited supplies. Quietly he put in place a plan for him and 40 other mutineers to save themselves by killing most of the others. Many innocent people were murdered including women and children. A wave of terror started on this deserted atoll. A few managed to escape the genocide by escaping to a neighboring island where they found fresh water and were able to resist and survive until the captain returned with a rescue ship. Once the captain returned, a salvage was undertaken and the mutiny and other crimes exposed. The perpetrators were dealt with swiftly: some were hung, while others were taken to Indonesia to face justice.

This book is not strictly a history. It was written in the present tense, like a novel based on documents of the Batavia's surgeons, the captain's journal, and other historical documents. The author's intention was to rely on historical facts to accurately convey the unprecedented drama of the Batavia shipwreck by making it read like a novel, while not limiting himself to only the few precise details of the story that have survived. For example, to read like a novel, the author invented conversations and dialogues between various people with little or any knowledge of whether those conversations actually occurred. Given the few historical accounts from which this story is drawn, it's at best a blend of history/fact and fiction. Faction perhaps? The author's style was annoying at times to this reader, but was consistent with his intention of having history told like a novel. The book was at times a gripping account of a terrifying shipwreck and appealing mass murder an deign of terror. It  was a thoroughly entertaining work of faction/historical narrative. The book also has a useful index of other books and sources for persons interested in reading about the wreck of the Batavia in more detail. The book also contains useful color photographs of relics, the island atoll and reef, a full size replica if the Batavia, and other symbols and pictures. 

Three Crooked Kings by Matthew Condon

Matthew Condon, Three Crooked Kings (St. Lucia: University of Queensland Press; 2012), 352 pages.

This book, the first of two by the author on the subject, details the corruption in the Queensland (Australia) Police Force from the post-World War Two era through to the 1970s. The corruption is centered on three ambitious but corrupt policemen: Terry Lewis, Tony Murphy and Glen Hallahan who through intimidation, guile and other various means operated as a protected but corrupt core of officers throughout the police force. Condon writes about their rise from their positions as raw recruits, patrol officers, detectives and (in Lewis's case) management positions including ultimately the office of commissioner. Condon's book accounts for their rise through the force, their role in various illegal activities and protection rackets, the mentoring and protection they received from other corrupt officers, in particular, former Commissioner Francis Bishoff. The book concludes with Lewis's ascendancy to the position of Police Commissioner. The pending second book in the series is expected to cover his time in this office, and his eventual downfall and prosecution.

Many of the facts in this book have been covered in other books, most recently by Steve Bishop in "The Most Dangerous Detective." Many of the facts are repeated, but in less detail than in Bishop's book. The biggest innovation or revelation in this book are the facts revealed by Condon’s access to Lewis's personal diaries. Lewis kept detailed diaries throughout his entire career. Condon's exclusive access to these records enabled him to give a broader accounting of Lewis’s career. For example, Condon details Lewis’s impressive record as an ambitious patrol officer, Lewis's record in securing convictions, and his success as a detective in clearing cases. Condon also writes about Lewis's meeting with other important police and political figures, providing accounts of what was discussed. These facts enable Condon to confirm facts alleged by others, and point to contradictory or differing accounts of various events in the careers of the three principal officers (Lewis, Murphy and Hallahan).

Condon's book is aimed at a wide audience. It covers most of the subject matter in sufficient detail; however, it lacks the depth of Bishop's book. Nonetheless it is an excellent primer into the extent of police and political corruption in Queensland in the post-World War Two era. This book would best be read prior to Bishop's more detailed and scholarly work, and Condon's forthcoming second book in the series.

The Bat by Jo Nesbo

Jo Nesbo, The Bat, translated from the Norwegian by Don Bartlett (Originally published in Norway as Flaggermusmannen by H. Aschehoug & Co., Oslo, 2997; this edition New York: Vintage Books, 2012), 369 pages.

This book is apparently the first of a crime series featuring a character known as Inspector Harry Hole of the Oslo Crime Squad. In this first book of the series, Harry Hole is dispatched to Sydney, Australia to observe a murder investigation into the death of a Norwegian tourist. Harry Hole initially observes the local detectives and offers assistance, but eventually becomes immersed and involved in the case by helping the local detectives and their investigators, and ultimately running the investigation. His willingness to get involved before asking for permission help to get results by solving not only the case of the deceased Norwegian tourist, but also other murders that occur during the investigation. Harry’s actions succeed despite his self-destructive alcoholism. He uncovers what appears to be a series of related murders, and solves them.

The Bat is a well written crime novel. The translator’s efforts made the book very readable, and combined with Nesbo’s gift for storytelling, produce a very good crime story. Nesbo’s command of the crime story idiom is strengthened by the exotic setting of Sydney. Nesbo’s knowledge of local customs and history enhances the story. Some features of the story stretch the bounds of reality: in practice I think it highly unlikely that Sydney’s police force would allow anyone from outside their force run a major homicide investigation. Observer status is believable, but running the case seems highly unlikely. This does not matter because this is a work of fiction where the story is limited by the author’s imagination. This quibble aside, Nesbo’s The Bat, is an entertaining story in a city I know that is not New York, Los Angeles or London. For entertainment value, this book succeeds on every level. It is no wonder that Nesbo sold many books.

The Most Dangerous Detective by Steve Bishop

Steve Bishop, The Most Dangerous Detective, (Amazon Create Space Books, 2012), 369 pages.

Corruption occurs in all sorts of places, and manifests itself in different ways. This book exposes the police and political corruption that occurred in the Australian state of Queensland from the late 1950s through the late 1980s. According to Steve Bishop, a core of official corruption existed in Queensland, from police on the beat all the way through the state police force through to two separate police commissioners, judges, politicians, barristers, and members of the executive branch of government. This systemic corruption was eventually exposed in a judicial inquiry that exposed the extent of the corruption that forced the prosecution and eventual conviction of numerous police and politicians including a police commissioner.

Bishop’s book is a roughly chronological treatment of the growth of police and political corruption in Queensland in the second half of the 20^th century. He initially focuses on the activities of a detective Glenn Hallahan, a man of considerable reputation earned by his work on solving a triple murder. Hallahan’s detective work led to the arrest, conviction, and eventual execution of the alleged murderer. According to Bishop, the conviction was won through false evidence, perjury, and a forced confession. Following this successful prosecution of an innocent man, Hallahan’s career took off under the initial guidance of corrupt detective Francis Bishoff, who later became Police Commissioner. Hallahan regularly colluded with two other officers, Tony Murphy and Terry Lewis (himself later elevated to Police Commissioner), to profit from their positions of authority. Hallahan used perjury and illegal actions to frame people for crimes. Bishop shows how Hallahan regularly committed perjury to win convictions and close cases and therefore be considered for promotion. Hallahan’s illegal activities did not stop there. He also committed and conspired with others to commit a variety of crimes, including the following:

• Running protection rackets for illegal bookmakers.
• Running protection rackets for brothels and prostitutes.
• Arranging armed robberies, including in some instances, hiring felons from other states to commit the robberies.
• Arranging for the importation of illegal narcotics from South East Asia.
• The murder of potential witnesses.

Proceeds from various protection rackets were shared with other members of the so-called Rat Pack, namely detectives Tony Murphy and Terry Lewis with approval of their mentor Francis Bishoff, who eventually was made Police Commissioner. Bishop writes in great detail how for over two decades Hallahan and his Rat Pack colleagues neutered multiple judicial inquiries into police corruption, and fought internal affairs investigations started by a new incorruptible Commissioner appointed from outside the Queensland Police, and found a battle to rid the force of this Commissioner.

Bishop’s book is a damning inditement of the political accommodation of corruption in the Queensland Police Service from the late 1950’s through to the later 1980’s. Bishop does not condemn all police and he is quick to acknowledge the work of honest police. We should not think that corruption doesn’t occur. To think that it can is naïve. People in positions of authority, such as police and their political overseers, can sometimes be tempted to act illegally, or turn a blind eye to graft and corruption. This book shows the consequences of such corruption becoming systemic, where the corrupt obtain political protection so that they brazenly carry on their illegal activities in the open, seemingly above the law. Bishop’s book shows how it was done in Queensland, and the impact of this corruption on the police and their political masters.

This is a detailed book, much more so than a regular non-fiction book. Bishop’s research is conclusive and damning. He writes with an almost prosecutorial zeal to expose the truth with the overwhelming weight of evidence. With all the previous act of perjury, cover-ups, judicial inquiry white-washes, it at times, appears that Bishop is going to do what so few have done before, namely, tell the truth about all the scandals, all the corruption, and all the lies. Bishop names names, and point fingers, and pulls no punches. So effective is he that I was left shaking my head over how bad things were. Given the impact of this book, particularly the range and scope of corruption it reveals, this book should be widely read in Australia (for obvious reasons) and in other places by people interested in the impact of unchecked police and political corruption.

Angels of Vengeance by John Birmingham

John Birmingham, Angels of Vengeance, (New York: Del Rey / Random House; 2012), 514 pages.

Angels of Vengeance is the third book in John Birmingham's After America series. The first book, Without Warning, is an alternative history that speculates on the immediate aftermath of an energy wave that destroys all human life in the Unites States (apart from Hawaii, the Pacific Northwest, and Alaska). The second book in the series, After America, covers the medium term impact of the "new" United States including the new President based in Seattle, systemic international piracy and looting of the eastern seaboard (especially in New York), and the emerging political problems between an increasingly independent Texas and the federal government. The third book of the series, Angels of Vengeance, supposedly the final book of the series, brings to a close the intertwined stories of three major characters. We see if a highly trained assassin achieves her goal of getting revenge against an old enemy that made an attempt on the lives of her family. We also see how a former English aristocrat turned smuggler, now exiled in Australia, resolves her feud with a spurned client that is now a major contractor to the United States government, as well as being a close confidant of the United States President. We also follow the story of a Mexican girl who lost her family at the hands of Texas outlaws. We follow her journey of revenge to see if she can kill the person ultimately responsible for the death of her family. The lives of these three women are interwoven, and play out against a background of growing political tension between the President and the Governor of Texas.

Angels of Vengeance appeals to readers of alternative history and speculative fiction. In this book, Birmingham brings to a close a story that shows how unpleasant the world would be without the positive influence of the United States. This book deals quite well with the back story of the previous two books so that it is not essential for you to have read them to be able to enjoy this book. I would, however, recommend that these books be read in sequence for maximum enjoyment. This book differs from its predecessors by concentrating chiefly on three characters. The action is also less frequent in this book with a climax somewhat more subdued that I expected. Such may be the case with the final book of a series. Most notable is the change in the character of the story in this book compared with the previous two. Angels of Vengeance focuses on if/how three characters try to exact revenge on their enemies. All activity seems focused towards those goals. The previous two books are less goal focused, and more speculative. By that I mean they deal with questions of what would happen if the United States suddenly disappeared, and the global consequences of such an event being worked out on a global scale. Angels of Vengeance focuses on revenge and retribution. This is a bit odd to me. After starting a book series by asking a big question (what would happen if the United States suddenly disappeared?), the author appears to have ended the series with a small answer: revenge, retribution, and death. Perhaps a fourth book will be written that ends with a more optimistic answer to the original big question. Without such a book, I feel a bit cheated that the author chose to end the series this way. I was left asking myself "is this it?" Despite these quibbles, this book is an exciting page turner that is worth reading by lovers of fiction and alternative history stories. Go buy it and read it.

"One For The Road: Hitchhiking Through The Australian Outback," by Tony Horwitz

"One For The Road: Hitchhiking Through The Australian Outback," by Tony Horwitz, (New York: Random House, First Vintage Departures Edition, 1988), 222 pages.

Travelling through outback Australia by car is no easy feat, but Tony Horwitz has gone one further in hitchhiking through it, alone. One For the Road is the story of Horwitz’s mid-1980's hitchhiking journey that started from Sydney and went anti-clockwise through the outback parts of the states of New South Wales and Queensland until he reached the Three Ways in the Northern Territory. Horwitz then changed direction and travelled south through Central Australia until he reached the southern coast, where he changed directions again travelling clockwise, first west, then north and later east until he reached Darwin. Hitchhiking anywhere isn't easy. Divers are reluctant of offer rides. The conditions in outback Australia make hitchhiking difficult. There is the oppressive heat, the flies, the long distances between tiny towns, the rough and unsealed roads, and perhaps alarmingly, the alcohol-fueled drivers (who regularly drink beer while driving) that take a life in their hands when they offer a ride to the hitchhiker. Horwitz endures these difficulties, survives the harsh conditions, and runs out of ways to describe the monotonous and featureless landscapes to tell us of his experiences of living on the road. The generous souls that offer him a ride are a varied lot. They include a family from Tasmania (where the mine closed) looking for work in the Western Australian mines, an angry and aggressive youth going for a drive for something to do, truck drivers who regret not being able to see their families and are strangers in their own home, a retired naval officer who hit the road when the in-laws were about to visit who still has the sailor's habit of keeping a detailed log book, a young physician out for a drive in the countryside, and a car load of young aboriginal men that drive a car that barely runs. Horwitz also visits places with strange names that the tourist rarely see, goes to small "one pub" towns where drivers only stop to re-fuel and eat before embarking on the next leg of their journey into the "ghastly blank." He also ventures into larger towns and cities like the mining town of Mount Isa, Alice Springs, Perth, exotic Broome, and his ultimate destination of Darwin. He also chronicles his unusual adventures, such as when he was lucky to avoid meeting his maker in a car accident while driving from Ayers Rock / Uluru to Alice Springs. Or there's the account of his day on a crayfish trawler off Geraldton where he spends most of the day seasick, much to the delight of the rest of the crew, and his hitching a ride with a wheat train where he spent time up front in the engine driver's cab. Much of the book has an absence of any awareness of time or deadlines, but at the end of his journey, they become a major pre-occupation because he has to be in Darwin on a certain day at a certain time to catch a place. Time is against him in the end, and he has to use his wits to avoid being beaten by it.

The great strength of this book is that it captures a part of Australia that few people, let alone the majority of coast-hugging Australians, have ever experienced. Horowitz also sees it with ordinary people. He shares with us the joys and travails of the hitchhiker who doesn't know what his next driver will be like, friendly, surly, vibrant conversationalist or it opposite. He shares with us the experience of his front-seat confessional, his driver's thoughts, aspirations, fears and regrets, all while driving through the vast landscapes slip past. It is these features that make One For The Road more than just a travel book; its an inner journey of discovery for the author, and for him, the end of his time hitchhiking. His brush with mortality keeps replaying in the videotape of his mind, reminding him of how lucky he was that the car rolled one way, and not the other. A conversation with one female driver makes him long to be at home his wife in the safety of the suburbs in Sydney. His celebration of Passover in Broome is truly moving, and perhaps the best chapter of the book: it is a reminder of how our past and the religion that we may (or in the author's case may no longer) practice is part of our identity. It is something that makes us what we are, for a brief moment or evening, unites us in a common bond with complete strangers when a long way from home and scattered throughout the world far from our loved ones.

One For The Road is an outsider's view of Australia, a view that is accurate without being condescending, sentimental or evangelical. Perhaps this is because the author is a journalist, someone who sets it all out for us to see with our own eyes with brutal honesty, compassion and affection. He shows here the skills of a fine writer, someone who unsurprisingly went on to write other fine works of non-fiction. For these reasons, it should appeal to a wide audience of lovers of good writing and interesting stories, lovers of travel stories, and readers interested in the "real Australia" that isn't seen in the travel brochures.

“The Road from Coorain,” by Jill Ker Conway

“The Road from Coorain,” by Jill Ker Conway (New York: Vintage Books; 1989), 238 pages.

It’s not uncommon for autobiographies to read as boastful summaries of the author’s achievements and successes. Such books contain large tracts of recollection where the author places himself/herself at the center of everything, and takes sole credit for their successes. These books also tend to be critical of rivals and competitor’s, pointing out the splinters in their rival’s eye while failing to notice the beams in their own. The Road from Coorain is not such a book; rather it’s a journey of discovery (or coming of age) of an unusually bookish girl in the 1940’s and 1950’s in Australia. Her early years were spent as a home-schooled child on a remote and vast sheep station (ranch). In recalling her early life, she describes the stunning beauty of remote rural Australia, its bountiful appearance after soaking rains, and its slow and relentless decline into drought, where life is slowly strangled from plants, animals, and ultimately from the people that try to farm it. Ker Conway writes of the people that live in these wretched places and how isolation, biblical droughts and loneliness tend to breed hardy people. Not all can take the harshness and remoteness of rural Australia and seek refuge in the bottle, or for more desperate people, suicide. Ker Conway beautifully describes her family’s struggle farming their drought-stricken property, the death of her father, and her mother’s decision to move to Sydney and employ a manager to run their station “Coorain.” 

Ker Conway writes of the difficulty of county kids, such as her, to fit into life in the city. She quickly settles down and with a persistent and increasingly fragile mother, hunger for learning, and a bit of luck blossoms into a confident student at an exclusive high school. Her high school success propelled her to the University of Sydney, where she achieved notable academic success, and slowly realized after a few set backs and travel, that to achieve success in her chosen academic field that she would have to leave Australia for the United Stated.

The Road from Coorain gives us an insight into the Australia of the 1950’s, and all of the not uncommon prejudices, discriminations and disappointments of that time. It also shows one person’s encounter with this world, and one ambitious woman’s response and reaction to it. This beautifully written narrative is both particular and universal for it provides the lovely story of growing up in both rural Australia and the city, as well as the universal theme of how one uses their talents to find their way in the world.

"That’d be Right: A Fairly True History of Modern Australia," by William McInnes

"That’d be Right: A Fairly True History of Modern Australia," by William McInnes, (Sydney: Hachette Australia;  2008), 320 pages.


That’d be Right by William McInnes is labeled as “a fairly true history of Australia”, a history viewed through the author’s eyes, with a particular emphasis on sport and politics. The author approaches Australian “history” through recollection, primarily his recollections of various sporting and political events, and what he was doing when those events occurred in Australia from the 1970s through to today. McInnes narrates a series of loosely related political and sporting stories. The only relationship or connection that these political and sporting stories have with each other is the author. He connects them via a chain of recollections, observation and anecdotes, that are at time humorous, to attempt to add color and interest to what many people would ordinarily be a rather thin gruel of politics and sport. For example, he recalls his family and friends’ activities during some of the events of his youth (the 1975 Australian Federal election), a famous cricket match (the 1977 Centenary Test), events he watched was in college in the 1980’s (political rallies and other sporting matches/races) through to political and sporting events and cultural events he attended as a spouse and father.

McInnes should be lauded for writing about sport and politics from the vantage point as an interested opinionated outsider, and the impact and influence of these events on people’s lives. Many books about sport and politics are written from the vantage point of the privileged insider (journalists), participants (politician or sportsman), or historians. McInnes’s departure is that he writes about these events that span a period of at least 35 years from his perspective, while liberally garnishing it with side stories and anecdotes, much in the same way that made his earlier book such an enjoyable read. The effect is to produce humorous insights, emotional events and sentimental recollections of people’s lives during momentous events in Australia’s recent past. Unfortunately, the attempt at a so-called “fairly true history of Australia” (which may just be a marketing ploy) comes across, at times, as half-baked. At times it reads as a quickly cobbled together collection of stories loosely woven around a theme of sport and politics in a way to cash in as a follow-up to his superior first book.

McInnes is a fine storyteller and should be applauded for memorializing his recollections; however, given that McInnes places himself in the center of events (and his recollection of events) in this book, it is surprising that we know so little of our author. He comes across as somewhat two dimensional. Apparently McInnes is a well regarded actor, and has had some success on both the stage and screen (both movie and television). This success is alluded to but never addressed; it’s as though it’s assumed or taken for granted that if you read William McInnes’s books, you know who he is, and of his acting career. Many readers do not, and may even wonder aloud when reading this book, who this author is and why his views are important enough to read, if at all? Maybe it’s modesty that keeps McInnes from writing about his career achievements in his chosen profession. Or maybe it’s a wish for privacy, or a male preference to discuss manly things like politics and sport. It seems odd though that in a book about essentially about his recollections of major sporting and political events of the past 35 years that he fails to tell the reader about his rise from struggling acting student in Western Australia to established and accomplished stage, film and television actor.

Despite these minor quibbles, McInnes has written a fine book that should resonate with every lover of good, fresh stories based on the observations and conversations of ordinary suburban people. The only thing that this book lacks is the story of McInnes’s career. No doubt he could have enhanced this book with the details of how he became an expert in his chosen profession. No doubt it would be a story worth telling, and when told by McInnes, be entertaining and a useful guide as well as an account of lessons he learned in establishing himself in a most competitive profession. I suspect that he is leaving those stories for another book. Let’s hope he takes the time to writes it one, because if it is like this book, and his previous book, it would be a humorous and enjoyable read.